Welcome to Spiral Season, where the tees are oversized, the vibes are unhinged, and your gym playlist is one minor inconvenience from becoming a therapy session.

This first drop is fuelled by delusion, deadlifts, and that special blend of chaos and creatine that keeps us going.

No filter. No finesse. Just heavy weights, heavier thoughts, and hoodies big enough to hide from your problems.

Spiral loud. Spiral proud. This is your season.