Our Caffeine and Chaos hoodie isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a caffeinated cyclone wrapped in fabric, a raging storm of vintage vibes and minimalist menace. Slip it on and unleash your inner whirlwind, the kind that’s fuelled by too many thoughts and not nearly enough chill. It’s snug like a comforting hug from madness itself, warming you as you sprint through your chaotic workouts or obliterate your endless to-do list. Pair it with one of our signature hats, crowning your deranged empire with effortless cool, the uniform for those who overthink, overachieve, and never quite stop spinning. Chaos never looked this good.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
Our Caffeine and Chaos hoodie isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a caffeinated cyclone wrapped in fabric, a raging storm of vintage vibes and minimalist menace. Slip it on and unleash your inner whirlwind, the kind that’s fuelled by too many thoughts and not nearly enough chill. It’s snug like a comforting hug from madness itself, warming you as you sprint through your chaotic workouts or obliterate your endless to-do list. Pair it with one of our signature hats, crowning your deranged empire with effortless cool, the uniform for those who overthink, overachieve, and never quite stop spinning. Chaos never looked this good.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
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